Thursday, January 12, 2012

This post will make your arteries run away screaming

I was trying to think of something to write about today, but the only thing rattling around in my head was how much I don't like bacon being in everything. I swear, you go to the grocery store and there are bacon chocolate bars, deep fried bacon, bacon soup, bacon salt, whatever.

Apparently at the Puyallup fair this last year they had a bacon sundae. It used to be that clam chowder had, you know, clams in it. Now everyone has bacon in their stupid chowder, and you're lucky if you can find a tiny, lonely, afraid piece of clam buried somewhere under the pig.

Sidenote: Patrick said "Their Stupid Chowder" would make a great band name. I'm not sure I can get behind it.

The only thing more artery-clogging that I can think of, besides maybe deep fried Twinkies and Oreo shakes at McDonald's, is this:

I am not making this up. Patrick saw it himself.
WHY?! Why is this a thing? They also had deep fried Kool-aid, but somehow this seems worse.

5 Comments:

Kacey said...

The idea of ingesting deep fried butter makes me queasy. Gross!

Robert Geiss said...

Life changed much since I've been young. Strange indeed what goes 'for being able to be sold'. Yet, fits all too well in me current difficulties to understand life.

Please have you all a kind Friday.

Margaret said...

I don't even know how you would eat deep fried butter. The thought repulses me! I like bacon, but within reason. People are putting it in things where it has no business being. What's next--hamburger ice cream?

+Rei Bathory+ said...

As much as I enjoy clogging my arteries, I don't think I'd enjoy deep-fried butter... XD So yes, I'm definitely not on board with this concept! And I can't stand the bacon trend either... I love bacon, I just don't want it on everything I eat... I actually bought a bacon pizza not too long ago and it was just about the most disgusting thing I've ever attempted to eat... XD I gave it to Rob and he ate it... :p Have a lovely evening, darling! <3 <3 <3 *

+Rei Bathory+

Jennifer said...

That's just gross. I really don't get the whole thought process behind frying everything. Turns out a lot of stuff tastes perfectly yummy without batter and oil.

Happy Friday!!